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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Adele walks into the stables

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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