Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

God wrote this joke.................................

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

The Holocaust.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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