A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Hillary Clinton

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Nickelback

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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