Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

PENIS

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Has u seen my grammar?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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