A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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what happens every day? People die

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Jews

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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I told you it would happen

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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