Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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