Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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