Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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