Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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My life :(

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Do u take sugar?

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._____________________. Whale!

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Carrot fingers

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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