What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Womens' sports

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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