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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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