What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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