- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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