- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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