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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Keanu Reaves

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Autism speaks but not really

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