Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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U mad?

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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