Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

knock knock. come in.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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