- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What time is it? 20:45.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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