Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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