- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

There's a god, just kidding.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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