What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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