I like colin but not as much as apple

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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