what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Your momma so fat, she's fat

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Nice belt.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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