- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

This is not a joke.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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