why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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I told you it would happen

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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