- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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