- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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