- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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