- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

This statement is false.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Wanna here a good joke?

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.