- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Woman's Rights

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

A man walks into a vagina

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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