what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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canada

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Nice belt.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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