What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Your Mother

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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