How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

more chocolate?

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Justin Bieber's mother.

Nice belt.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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