- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

This is not a joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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