- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man walked into a bar owch

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

canaan and mallory

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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