1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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