- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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