- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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