What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

anal seepage

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

A seal walks into a club.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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