Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Of course, first door on your left

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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