Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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give me a thumbs up

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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That's what SHE said!

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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