- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Knock knock Get off my porch.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

One below was by me: Walter H

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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