- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

elen degeneres is straight....

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Gingers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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