- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Grammer is very important

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

im watching you..

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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