- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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