- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

One below was by me: Walter H

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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