- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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