Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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guess what chicken butt

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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