- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is average.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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