- Anti Joke

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.