- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

learn the ropes?

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Womens rights

How did th-A fridge.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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