A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Hitler

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Nice belt.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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