- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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