- Anti Joke

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.