Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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