- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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