- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

The Christian Bible.

Jimmy Saville

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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