- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

You and your parents are going to die today

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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