Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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This sentence is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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