- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Like this joke, bitch.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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