- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

One day a man walked into a wall

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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