I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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The jets are a good team..

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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