Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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