- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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