A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

i have two hands.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Christianity

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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