What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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women's rights

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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homosexuals are gay

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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