Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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u jelly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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