- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

This joke is funny

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

this site is an antijoke

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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