i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

you and your family will die tonight

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

why was the boy sad? because.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Like this joke, bitch.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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