Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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