"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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