NEVER

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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You all have Aids

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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woman..parallel parking

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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penis

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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everyone dislike this

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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