What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Sarah Palin

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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