- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Choir.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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