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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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