Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Women drivers...

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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