- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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