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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

I pooped.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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