- Anti Joke

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

9 What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack