how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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