What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

what's the difference between a duck?

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

A man walked into a bar owch

Church.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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