Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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