- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Caca.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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