Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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hey, my names mark.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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