What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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