why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Lil' Wayne

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What is a chair?

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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