What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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