A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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