Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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I like your hair

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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