So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Cool Brian

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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