your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Women's Rights

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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