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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Cool Brian

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Dumb

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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