I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Lets go Yankees

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

I dont have a girlfriend

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Christianity

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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