- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Its true, he didnt write that!!

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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