- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What comes after 23? 24.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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